RIDE YOUR VACUUM CLEANER DYSON STYLE!!
ALL PARTS COME SEPARATE...GOOD LUCK
NOW YOU CAN DO YOUR HOUSE CHORES AND BRUSH UP ON YOUR MOTORCYCLING SKILLS. PLEASE, DO NOT RIDE IT TO THE GROCERY STORE, GRANDMA. IT’S A VACUUM CLEANER NOT A MOTORCYCLE.
NO YOU CAN'T RIDE IT TO THE MALL TIMMY
ADAM ALPINE AND POINTS OUT, the rider lies forward on the front giant Dysonesque wheel. The rider pushes the handlebars forward, engaging the double planetary gear system -also used in monster trucks to increase torque for minimal power. The back wheels act as giant ball bearings allowing a hubless rear.
The feet. Your feet. Where will you put them. The back wheels, since they work on ball bearings, have that space in the center where the foot can sit. The hub-less wheel also incorporates a foot-actuated caliper break.
PLEASE DO NOT GO OVER 50MPH...
