“FLATULENCE NEVER SOUNDED SWEETER”
THATS SOME FINE ASS SPEAKERS
It’s called the “Asspeaker” and it’s probably not for your average home. The main unit is the subwoofer and the control station. The smaller units are speakers and connect to the controller through bluetooth technology, they work as single cheek units and can be connected to store as one small butt. To activate the unit, one must tap the unit.
THE GEISHA ASS IS ALSO SLEEK AND SMOOTH
Tap the main unit to turn the speakers on. Once tapped, the unit shows that it’s received the command with a small red light (kind of like what happens when a cheek is smacked). This light goes away after three seconds. Rubbing the unit on either cheek in a circular motion turns the sound up (rotating right), and turns the sound down (rotating left.)
NO SMACKING OF THE ASSPEAKERS PLEASE...
The speakers are connected with bluetooth, and the distributor label AltecLansing is “tattooed” on the cheeks.
Designers: Younes Daneshvar and Javad Yazdani
Rendered by: Mohsen Tafazzoli
(Via: Yankodesign)
