SALON’S CARY TENNIS: “CRAZY EFFING STORIES”
January 19, 2012
I’m sure Salon’s Cary Tennis must have nightmares. Peepski some of the questions he gets asked at his advice column on Salon.com.
Deano
WTF: I kissed her and then her husband killed himself
I feel guilty for not calling my family: You schmuck, how long did it take to write this email?
Can a 26-year-old MBA become a gardener? Is that cool?: You are a tool my friend, wasted money.
I lost my bearings and had an affair: LOL, Aye Captain. My bearings, shut your pie hole, you liar.
My lover’s husband shares his wife with me: The Tryst of the Naked Tangerine, you done did it.
Am I an artist? : Aren’t we all of Yah’s magnificent tapestry my friend?
I’m haunted by a strange, intense yearning: May goat’s turd be your toothpaste my friend.
How do you deal with the patriarchy?: Watch Re-runs of Married With Children, now that’s a father right there.
And I thought I was crazy..yikes
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